I was expecting an important package, <br />to be delivered by messenger to my home. <br />In order for me to check it for damage... <br />I wanted to take it at the door, ……so I dared not roam. <br /> <br />But the messenger was not due to arrive.... <br />for another hour; it was not quite then five. <br />I'd been sweating, and smelled not like a flower, <br />so I decided to take the time it'd take to shower. <br /> <br />The water flowed warmly o'er my mighty frame. <br />My bodybuilding efforts had brought to me some fame. <br />I was NOT done before the doorbell rang, .....to my surprise. <br />So I opened up the door stark-naked, with ….shampoo in my eyes. <br /> <br />It would not have been so bad if she'd been old and gray, <br />if she had been a HE, or if I'd remembered my towel. Hey! <br />But she was a SHE, and one of the cutest I'd seen in my life. <br />Unfortunately, I guess, for me, the 'messenger' was my neighbor's wife. <br /> <br />(July 1,2014)<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/shampoo-in-my-eyes-cleanliness-who-s-at-the-door-humor-short/
